Home Town: Rapid City, South Dakota 

Job Title: Media Relations Coordinator

Job description in your own words: Weaving imagination into reality with medical grade grammatical precision.

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: Pure Love

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): … the Hurom Slow Juicer

What environmental issue concerns you most and how would you like to see that resolved: Nuclear energy. Use more of it.

Your ideal workday involves: Talking in trending #hashtags all day.

My thinking place is: Men’s Room.

If I was a character in The Office, I would be:Meredith.

If I wasn’t working for GreenCupboards, I would be: Homeless.

One time I: Boomstick!

When I pass my boss in the hallway I say: “Chello ma dude.”

When I pass my boss in the hallway I think: Do I look like I’m slacking because I refill my water bottles every 40 mins?

My zombie-apocalypse weapon of choice is: Anti bacterial wipes.

Favorite chocolate: Most 75% darks fit the bill.

The most creative thing I know how to do: Spit rhymes.

Myself in one sentence: [{Subject} “Myself” (verb)].

 

 

Home Town: Spokane, WAGreenCupboards Tom Simpson

Job Title:  Co-Founder & Chairman

Job Description (In your own words): Champion of the team.

Reason for working at GreenCupboards:  I want to help deliver products for a better planet.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): Electric Scooters.  I think I have already purchased 4 or 5 for myself, the office and friends.

Outside of the office, my favorite hobbies are:  Flying and triathlons.

Before I die I would like to:   know that I left a positive impact on the world and my family.

GreenCupboards Eco-Trait Curelty FreeIf I could grow up in any era of history it would be:  The 1950′s

One time I:  set a world record in leapfrogging.

My favorite celebrity is:   Winnie the Pooh

The most comfortable thing I own is:  A speedo.

My un-Google-able question is:   Let me google that.

My favorite fruit is:  Raspberries.

My favorite kind of chocolate is:  Milk chocolate.

My favorite book is:   Catcher in the Rye.

My zombie-apocalypse weapon of choice is:   An invisibility cloak.

The most creative thing I know how to do is:  Stand on my head for long periods of time.

Myself in one sentence:  I aspire to treat others as I would like others to treat me.

I would like you to know:   My left eye goes up and down when I chew.

 

Home Town: Spokane, WA

Job Title: Not big on titles

Job description in your own words: Moderator of mood and architect of the future

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: The challenge. The fun. Waking up each day I feel inspired heading into the office.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item: Goal Zero product line

What environmental issue concerns you most and how would you like to see that resolved: Making it easy and affordable for anyone to go green.

My thinking place is: Anywhere between the hours of 10pm-4am

What music do you groove to at work: My iPod range includes everything from Jay-Z to Frank Sinatra.



Favorite celebrity: Does Jeff Bezos count as a celebrity?

If I wasn’t working for GreenCupboards, I would be: Homeless

Before I die I would like to: Help build GreenCupboards into the gold standard, industry leading eco friendly retailer

When I pass my boss in the hallway I think: Why would they put a mirror in a hallway, that’s weird.

My zombie-apocalypse weapon of choice is: James

Favorite Place on Earth: Beach resort (not picky, any will do)

Favorite book: Delivering Happiness

Top 3 fruits: Pineapple, Strawberries, Apples

My favorite un-google-able questions: How to best increase revenues while improving margin while exponentially growing traffic while providing exceptional customer service

Most comfortable thing I own: Nike sweats.

 

Home Town:  Lansford, ND 

Job Title: Lead Graphic Designer

Job description in your own words:  Anything visual—that’s me.  Homepage ads, marketing emails, affiliate ads, internal emails, print ads—anything that needs designing or just a little artistic help, I’m on it.

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards:  It is so rare to find a job that you actually look forward to going to every morning—and for me, this is it.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): The VersAudio Sound System 1.5R.  So cool.

Any non-generic hobbies outside of the office?  It really depends on what you consider “non-generic.”  I’d say anything that involves risk, pain, adrenaline, and potential euphoria.

GreenCupboards Eco-Trait Gluten FreeOne time I:  Jammed a fork into an electrical outlet when I was four and got fried–literally.  I planned the event for weeks–hand-selecting the perfect fork and the most inconspicuous outlet.

Mac or PC: The artist in me would say Mac, but I’m most certainly NOT a stereotypical Mac snob.  I love my Droid.

My happy place is:  The finish line of any long, hard, but worthwhile journey.

My thinking place is:  My sketchbook.

Favorite book:  Into the Wild.

Favorite color:  I don’t discriminate between colors—they all have their own unique place and purpose.

Favorite food:  A bacon-cheeseburger on a toasted homemade gluten-free bun with sautéed red onions, bbq sauce, extra sharp cheddar and sweet potato fries.

Most comfortable thing I own:  My bed.  It’s nothing special—I’m just happy to have one.

The most creative thing I know how to do:  Create things that people perceive as art.

 

Home Town: Fircrest, WA

Job Title: Director of Customer Care

Job description in your own words: Over delivering exceptional service to our customers

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: The people I work with, the enthusiasm for green living and making the planet a better place.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): Solar Panel/Wind Turbine (want to live off the grid someday)

What environmental issue concerns you most and how would you like to see that resolved: Not really a national environmental issue or anything, but I hate when people litter

Your ideal workday involves:  Minimal Customer Inquiries allowing us to focus on greater customer issues or anything to improve on to make our team more efficient/effective for future orders.

My happy place is: Anywhere by the Puget Sound

My thinking place is: On the couch with cozy sweats on

Any non-generic hobbies outside of the office? Hiking, Backpacking, Fishing, Sleeping, Cooking, Swimming, Water Skiing

Favorite celebrity: Jack Nicholson

Before I die I would like to: travel the world

My zombie-apocalypse weapon of choice is: Crossbow, because I will never run out of ammo if you reuse the arrow.

Favorite Place on Earth: Backpacking in the middle of the mountains.

Favorite food: Sushi

Favorite chocolate: Any kind of dark chocolate but mostly dark chocolate with Almonds.

 

Home Town: Spokane, WA

Job Title: Marketplace Manager

Job description in your own words: Develop and sustain the biggest, baddest, most eco-friendly product selection. Also a lot of less interesting stuff.

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: There is an incredible culture here that is inspired by the spirit of entrepreneurship and innovation. It is fast-paced, energetic, and we make a lot of mistakes, but the GC community fosters a work environment that enables everyone to better themselves both personally and professionally.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): Koncept – Z-Bar slim LED Desk Lamp – Cool– so I could have the coolest/brightest desk in the merchandising department

My happy place is: Anywhere outdoors on a summer evening

Last music blog visited on the job? C’mon, tell us what gets your groove on: I can’t get enough of Right Away, Great Captain!  Also, don’t tell anyone but I have been showing mild symptoms of Bieber Fever!!

Any non-generic hobbies outside of the office? I am in the process of rebuilding a bike, and I have no idea what I’m doing, but it is really fun. Also I play guitar a lot.

Favorite celebrity: Nathan Barnatt

One time I: threw up on the Spokane Indians (minor league baseball team, and no, I am not joking)

Before I die I would like to: Travel the world, including but not limited to this zip line in South Africa

My zombie-apocalypse weapon of choice is: Love; zombies just feel neglected

Favorite food: I am evangelistic about pizza from The Flying Goat in Spokane.

I would like you to know: that a camel can drink 35 gallons of water in 6 minutes

 

Home Town: Springdale,WA

Job Title: Intern in Customer Service and Data Enhancement

Job description in your own words: I help with customer inquiries and have been known to list products for the website.

-Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: I was hungry… It is also great fun (my reason for staying)!

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): Goal Zero has some amazing products but I would love to use only safe bath products as well.

Any non-generic hobbies outside of the office? I’m scuba certified, a ballroom dancer, a rock climber, I’ve done fencing and a nude fun run or two.

My happy place is: Rock climbing, riding my bike, Swing and Latin dancing, the kitchen where I can cook away!

My thinking place is: Everywhere!

If I wasn’t working for GreenCupboards, I would be: Acting, Climbing, Running, Studying, Traveling, Working somewhere else… Biking, Fencing, Dancing some new dance, looking for people to teach me new things to do, READING!!

One time I: Drove 150mph on the autobahn.

Favorite Place on Earth: I will have to tell you when I find it, with friends and family perhaps.

Favorite book: Lolita is written so well it is hard not to love the writing.

Most comfortable thing I own: Whitworth sweat pants or dress slacks…

The most creative thing I know how to do: Origami and dancing.

Myself in one sentence: Take a scope of ice cream, give it a microphone. Listen, laugh and dance… Don’t inhale, shake lightly and smell nicely… Dance some more… (I struggle with rules).

 

 

Home Town:  Born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, grew up in Culver City, California 

Job Title:  Accounting and Admin. Manager

Job description in your own words:  Assist Controller with accounting function, also manage HR and all administrative functions.

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards:  I started when the company only had 2 employees—it has always been fun!!  I also feel like I am a part of something unique.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why):  all the different sets of alphabet blocks and building blocks.  I am always in the market for educational toys for my grandkids!

My happy place is: the beach on a warm, sunny day.

One time I:  broke my arm.  Another time I broke my foot.

Before I die I would like to:  travel more—Europe, Hawaii, Australia

Favorite Place on Earth: the beach in Southern California

Favorite food:  M&Ms

Favorite book:  All the Malcolm Gladwell books

My favorite un-google-able questions:  Where does the Universe end?

The most creative thing I know how to do: Quilt

I would like you to know: I feel I have been very fortunate all my life.

Myself in one sentence: I hope I am a positive, inspiring, fun and supportive person to everyone.

 

Home Town: Kamiah, ID. 

Job Title: Customer Care Specialist

Job description in your own words: I place orders, manage the ginormous amount of emails we get, help customers whenever the process is less than the ideal we strive for and mostly deliver.

Reasons for working at GreenCupboards: Great work environment! I love the feeling of team work and ownership. The fact that the company is growing and evolving always presents the team with new challenges keeping what otherwise might be mundane into an adventure.

#1 GreenCupboards shopping spree item (and why): Klean Kanteen Stainless steel Water bottle. These are great durable water bottles that I can throw into my ruck, or pack without worrying about them leaking. I can also use then for other liquids without having to worry about the stainless steal taking on the flavor of the soup or coffee I transported in it.

What environmental issue concerns you most and how would you like to see that resolved: I am most concerned about climate change and its impact on the Island nations and costal regions. I also spend a lot of time outdoors so air quality, clean trails and scenic views. This requires a wholistic approach to growth and stewardship of public lands.

Any non-generic hobbies outside of the office? I have a garden and I write theology. I am currently working to publish my Masters thesis.

One time I: Was in Madrid during the train bombing, Million person march against terrorism and the subsequent change in the Spanish government.

Before I die I would like to: Visit every continent, bungee jump, run a marathon, earn a PHD, read 10k books and always prioritize relationships over activities.

Favorite Place on Earth: The Northwest! Washington, Oregon and Northern Idaho are the most beautiful places on earth.

Favorite food: My Grandma’s Potato Salad

My favorite un-google-able questions: Do all religions have the same basic tenants? To which the response always requires further clarification, study and nuance.

I would like you to know: I am a person of faith but I don’t believe in Dogma. I am person of peace but I serve in the military. I am a person who loves abstract arguments but insists on concrete actions. I embrace the cognitive dissonance of these positions and find inspiration, insight and direction in the tension.